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Catch Me If You Can

For F*** Shake! When is this man going to decide about his f****** future? He looks like a complete idiot!



Yeah, guys. If you didn't guess by now (A high IQ is needed, Rick), I'm talking about Le Prince of France, Antoine Griezmann, who is still playing with everyone's minds and feelings, still undecided on whether he is going to PSG or Barcelona this summer. Oh my god... JUST SAY IT AND STOP ACTING DUMB! (I'm sorry for this behavior, I'm a Barcelona fan and get angry as easy)


Clearly, the Atlético man is called to be one of the players of the summer. As he revealed in his wonderful video (sarcasm everywhere) "La Decission", he won't be playing with "Los Colchoneros" next season, or at least that's what his message said (Opps!).


After that, it all looked like the French star would join Barcelona. In the Catalan club, they continued seeing his signing as a very good opportunity, but the illusion generated by fans after "La Decission" is gone, so now there's few who continue to support this operation. Neither Leo Messi, the team, nor fans, nor an important sector of Barcelona's board seems to approve it. Still, if he comes in July for cheap (Only 120 million for his release clause? Nowadays, that's cheap my friend), I would take it. Who doesn't take a bargain if they have the chance?


There were rumors that Barcelona had Griezman tied to the club since March, but now the truth is that his name is just rumor. Only a rumor. A rumor that looks in another direction.


PSG! The richest club in town has appeared! Players... Run if you don't want to get bought!


In France, the press indicates that it is PSG who are really taking the transfer for Griezmann seriously. At this rate, FC Barcelona are not going to sign anyone as good as Real Madrid this season (Wake up guys... WAKE UP YOU MORONS!).


Meanwhile, the Parisian club know that the summer is very long and that everything can still happen with Kylian Mbappé (Yeah. The 20 year old baby that saved their asses last season and could go to Real Madrid at any moment? Yeah, that guy). Due to this, PSG just want to make sure they cover their butts... I mean backs by approaching Griezmann.


Mbappé has a lot of time to force an exit from "Paris Money Club". In fact, he has already sent some enigmatic messages in regard to his future in France. Nasser Al-Khelaïfi and company fear they'll have to sell him to avoid causing problems with Neymar. If that happens, that decision would leave the team very fragile before starting next season, especially after the failures in Europe year after year, something that's clearly the last thing they need at the Parc des Princes. That's why Griezmann could be the best solution to this problem, especially after possible interest for Cavani from Atletico. A player swap maybe?


Anyways, going back to the French guy that matters now, Antoine Griezmann seems to have finally decided where he'll play next season. ALLELUIA!


Unfortunately for us, the star continues to only give clues about his future (Sh**! Griezmann, once again... This is not f***** CLUEDO!), but this time he has added a new element that reinforces a theory that he will wear Barça's blue and red squared shirt next season (I like it). The Atlético striker does not hide that he will have to sacrifice himself to play in his new team, and if he comes to Barcelona this season, it's very likely that he will have to accept new conditions (For example, clean Luis Suárez's teeth after attacking 4 to 5 victims).


"I know where I want to go. I know where I want to go and the sacrifices I have to make to get there," said the player in an interview for French newspaper Telefoot. "I'm just asking for a little patience, as soon as I can say it, I'll do it with pleasure," he added (Patience? PATIENC... F****!). I guess we will need to wait until the 1st of July, when one of these teams will play his clause and finally announce him. Or not. For now, catch him if you can, guys!

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